Wacky Packages ANS2
Complete Checklist

The complete collector's guide to the 2005 Topps Wacky Packages All-New Series 2 — every base sticker, cling, tattoo, and magnet in the set. Whether you're chasing the full 55-card base set or hunting for that last cling sticker, this is your reference.

55
Base Stickers
9
Cling Stickers
10
Tattoos
9
Magnets

About the Set

Wacky Packages are parody sticker trading cards made by Topps — the same company behind Garbage Pail Kids. They've been around since the 1960s, spoofing real consumer products with twisted artwork and ridiculous names. The All-New Series brought them back in the 2000s with fresh parodies of modern brands.

ANS2 was released in 2005 and came in two waves. Wave 1 boxes (pre-release, April 2005, NY area) included clear vinyl cling stickers as chase cards. Wave 2 boxes (national release, July 2005) swapped the clings for magnets with the same 9 designs. Both waves included temporary tattoos.

Each box contains 24 packs with 7 stickers per pack. Cling stickers appear at a rate of roughly 1 in every 4 packs, and tattoos at about 1 in every 6 packs.

Base Stickers (55)

The core set of 55 parody stickers. Each one spoofs a real product — from Starbucks to Subway to Hello Kitty.

1 Goodbye Kitty
2 Durasmell Cruddytop
3 Blisterine Pocket Pox
4 Stiffer Corpse Dusters
5 Organ Spray Cranial Berry Blend
6 Buzzooka Honey Flavor
7 Fool Iced Tea for Morons
8 Tired
9 Jailette Strike 3
10 Starducks Coffee
11 Count Funkula
12 Salmon Joy
13 Thefty CrimeSak
14 Snorritos Nachozzz's Flavor
15 Bandaging for Mummies
16 Slobway
17 Nothin's Invisible Beef Franks
18 FedUp Express-It
19 Hurtsey's Kissers
20 Krusty Krumbs Doughnuts
21 Sweatin' Fish
22 Vermina Rat Chow
23 Hurts Me S'pores
24 Castro Motor Oil for Infidels
25 BlingDings
26 Aquifinal
27 Alberto's BO5
28 Mrs. Rash Poison Ivy Blend
29 Orangutina Simian Citrus Beverage
30 Final Step Landmine Cat Litter
31 Chokin' in the Sea Gunk Light Tuna
32 Senior Mints
33 Pig Newtons
34 Cracker Smackers Punchables
35 Top-Secret Experimental Popcorn
36 Old Metal Files
37 Marshmallow Creeps
38 Liceol The Nit-Wit Cleaner
39 Hounz Tomcat Cat-Chunks
40 U8 Trash Landfill Blend
41 Queerasil
42 SoggyBottom WetPants
43 Blister The Game
44 Koff! Rancid Scent
45 Dims The Celebrity Moron Simulator
46 EpOxy Maximum Acne Glue
47 Little Geezer's Ancient Pizza
48 Ghoul Whip Haunted Topping
49 Gums Tooth Dissolve
50 Headhunter Helper
51 Minnow Maid Premium Fish Juice
52 Skinkist Skunk Enticement Beverage
53 Pest Hairy-Combs
54 General Ills Unlucky Charms
55 Cheapos

Clear Cling Stickers (9 of 9)

The chase cards of ANS2 Wave 1. These clear vinyl clings are designed after the classic 1970s Wacky Packages style and appear at roughly 1 per 4 packs. Wave 2 boxes replaced these with magnets featuring the same 9 designs.

1 of 9 Ajerx Cleanser
2 of 9 Weakies Breakfast of Chumps
3 of 9 Quacker Oats
4 of 9 Hawaiian Punks Bloody Nose Red
5 of 9 Ratz Crackers
6 of 9 Glutton Sloppy Brown Mustard
7 of 9 Cram
8 of 9 Dr Pooper
9 of 9 Wormy Packages We pulled this!

Temporary Tattoos (10 of 10)

Temporary tattoo inserts featuring 10 designs pulled from the base set artwork. Found at roughly 1 per 6 packs.

1 of 10 Tired
2 of 10 Starducks Coffee
3 of 10 Count Funkula
4 of 10 Thefty CrimeSak
5 of 10 Slobway
6 of 10 Hurtsey's Kissers
7 of 10 BlingDings
8 of 10 Senior Mints
9 of 10 Pig Newtons
10 of 10 Marshmallow Creeps

Magnets (9 of 9)

Wave 2 (national release) boxes replaced the clear cling stickers with magnets. Same 9 designs as the clings — just in magnet form.

1 of 9 Ajerx Cleanser
2 of 9 Weakies Breakfast of Chumps
3 of 9 Quacker Oats
4 of 9 Hawaiian Punks Bloody Nose Red
5 of 9 Ratz Crackers
6 of 9 Glutton Sloppy Brown Mustard
7 of 9 Cram
8 of 9 Dr Pooper
9 of 9 Wormy Packages

Bonus & Promo Cards

ANS2 includes bonus stickers B3 through B7 — these are unnumbered extras that appear randomly in packs. There's also a P1 promo card that was distributed separately at events and through dealer promotions.

Our ANS2 Box Rips

We picked up a sealed ANS2 retail box and have been ripping packs on stream. So far from 2 packs opened, we've pulled a Worm Cling (#9 of 9) — the last card in the cling set. We've got 22 packs left to go.

Read more about our latest rips and pulls, and follow us on Whatnot to watch the next break live.

Collector Tips

Know your waves. If you're hunting clings specifically, you need a Wave 1 box (pre-release, April 2005). Wave 2 boxes have magnets instead. Both are sealed identically on the outside — check with the seller before buying.

Clings are the chase. A complete set of all 9 cling stickers in good condition is the hardest part of completing ANS2. The base set of 55 can usually be assembled from a single box.

Check for bonus stickers. B3–B7 are easy to overlook because they're unnumbered. Don't throw them in with your duplicates.

Condition matters. Cling stickers are clear vinyl and can scratch easily. Store them in top loaders or penny sleeves just like you would a trading card.

What Are Wacky Packages?

Wacky Packages are sticker trading cards produced by Topps that parody real consumer products with twisted names and ridiculous artwork. First released in 1967, they became a cultural phenomenon in the 1970s when kids stuck them on everything from lockers to lunchboxes.

Topps revived the brand in 2004 with the All-New Series (ANS), updating the parodies for modern products. ANS2 was the second set in this revival, released in 2005. The series continued through ANS11 before transitioning into other formats.

Wacky Packages share DNA with Garbage Pail Kids — both are Topps products, both feature irreverent humor, and both have passionate collector communities. If you collect one, you'll probably end up collecting the other.

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